if i get terminated because of copyright im taking yall with me 

juan said yall im so proud

I think my super power is getting pet stores to let me play with the animals even though they know I ain’t buying

this is my fav day of the year for instagram


I love kristen tbh honest honestly

I love juan tbh honest honestly

last night i went to a country nightclub and learned how to do two different line dances  B)

i think my roommate is 21 but im not sure and i wanna ask if i can keep my liquor hidden on her side of the room that way nobody gets in trouble but how do you ask that to a stranger ?

the lady at the puppy store recognized me because I go there so often and after I looked at em all she came by and was like “which one you wanna play with?”